The worst name you've ever heard??

Mines would have to be these people who live near me who have three daughters:


Harvey Honeysuckle


Tola May Rose


Elma Ivy





My brother says "I think they're trying to grow a garden, not have a family!" Those poor kids :(





What about you?

The worst name you've ever heard??
Shithead (shuh-theed)


Moxie Crimefighter


Pilot Inspektor


Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily


Moon Unit


Dweezil


Pixie


Tinkerbelle


Fifi Trixibelle


Betty Kitten


Calico


Diva Muffin


Poppy Honey


Alchamy


Kal-el


Banjo


Rocket


Racer


Rebel


Gaia


Camera


Denim


Diesel


Speck


Reignbeau


Ripley


Peaches Honeyblossom


Indiana August


Satchel Seamus


Moses Amadeus


Seven Sirius


Chastity


Zowie Bowie


Alabama Luella


Arpad Flynn Alexander


Aurelius Cy Andrea


Sailor Lee


Bluebell Madonna


Cash Anthony


Prince Michael


Paris Michael Katherine


Blanket


Steveanna Genevieve


Atherton Grace


Shiloh Nouvel


Kenya Julia Miambi Sarah


Liberty Irene


Allegra Sky


Oriole Nebula


Tu Simone Ayer Morrow


Destry Allyn


True Isabella Summer


Ocean Alexander


Elettra-Ingrid


Ahmet Rodan


Apple


Audio Science


Rufus Tiger


Thyme


Dusti Raine


Keelee Breeze


BreAzia Ranee


Rogue


Bogart Che Peyote


Rocco Kokopelli


Teddy Jo (girl)


Ever Gabo


Free


Puma


Ptolemy John


Jagger Song


Wilder Brooks


Story Elias


Taa-Jah


Zion Malachi Airamis


Ridley Belle


Tin


Evan Jane


Alimayu Moa-T


Brody Jo(girl)


Agnes Charles


Neva


Laymen Lamar


Harley Quinn


Lucky


Rainbow Joan of Arc


Leaf Joaquin


Liberty Mariposa


Nell Marmalade


I.P. Freely


Ollie Tabooger


Aeris


Armani


Chanel


Unique


Skyy(reminds me of vodka)


Espn


Abcde


Vagina(said as Va-jee-na. Yeah I know, pretty disgusting)


Female


Google


Godzilla


Tequila


Ima Horr


Ima Jean Hogg


Bich Ho (Vietnamese)


Harry Pitts(one of my substitute teachers in 9th grade was actually named that.)


Brock Lee


Silver Ann Gold


Lexus


Anakin


Dexter(for a girl)


B. J.


Eura Wiener


Ima Wiener


Hugh Jass


I.P. Daily


I.P. Farr


Richard Head(AKA Dick)


Cokie


Cookie


Princess(sounds like a stripper name)


Darth


Beetle


Birdie


Duff


Cupcake


Alize


Aiken Payne


Mary/Mara Juana


Mike Hunt


Ben Dover


Jack Goph(say it quickly. lol! Sounds wrong, doesn't it?)


Axole(sounds like A$$hole. I saw it on here somewhere)


Jack Daniel(Both are fine by themselves but together, they remind me of whiskey)


Samuel Adam(same as above)


Deniece (said like Denise)


Denephew


Crystal Shanda Leer


Yura Hogg


Pornita(saw it on here. lol)


Poet


America


Ranger


Power


Ya'Majesty


Syphilis (or any other STD)


Lucifer


Satan


Jezebel


Aiden/Ayden/Jayden/Kaiden(and all the other names that rhyme with these)


Nevaeh


Delilah(makes me think of Delilah's Den, a gentleman's club.)


Apricot


Buttercup


O.J.


Frosty


Digger


MoRon


Kandy Kane


Sierra Myst


Sierra Navada


Max E. Pad


Ryce Paddy


Anita Bath/Beth


Ben Gay


Bud Weiser


Taco Belle


Gertrude


Rust E. Steele


Tierrainney(said as Tyranny)


Killian Redd


Bubba





Pretty much anything made up, celebrity names, trendy names, and anything named after liquor or drugs or STDs or is stripper-ish.
Reply:ulga....that almost has the word ugly in it
Reply:rumpelstilskin lmao
Reply:Desdamona
Reply:lumpus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... it was for a boy.and for a girl pony.!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I know a family who named their kids Roper, Cowgirl, and Saddle.
Reply:i actually knew a guy named gayle, and another who's parents were not very bright or sane called their son death. thats right, death. he showed me his drivers license and that was his first name. i felt very sorry for that kid.
Reply:Percy,Kyle,Dakota and most of the prepy new age names are girlie and just dumb. Also Keyisha, tamica and made up black names are all dumb.
Reply:I actually like the name Tola May Rose.





Nevaeh is still number one on my most hated list for being cliche and just plain ugly.
Reply:Easily Jermanydragonfire Jayden Jordan "Lastname."





And yes, the misspelled country plus the fire of a mythical creature was all one first "name." LOL My grandfather made a point of saving this announcement just so we could all see it! And obviously he wasn't the only one ... you can view it online here: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/pa...





Likely just what the parents had intended, but I feel for the poor child. :(
Reply:a hippie kid named sundance
Reply:Lan FinLan





he was my moms boyfriend when she was in highschoool
Reply:Cocoa
Reply:Shizaib, we use to call him Shazam haha
Reply:Abcde


Abercrombie (yes, I am serious...they call her Abi)
Reply:i haven't met actual people with these names (thank god) but i've heard of the names and hate them:


neveah (at least spell heaven backwards correctly if u have to choose it!)


nevaeh


brooklynne/brooklynn/brooklinn


paris


london


asia


madysyn/maddysyn/maddisyn


angel


love/or worse evol (love spelled backwards)


trinity


troy


caprice


bertha


McKayla (what ever happened to good old fashioned michaela? or at least spell it mikaela)
Reply:I knew a guy once who was named "Dick Pyle." I never understood why he didn't want to go by Richard.





To make matters worse I knew him in the Army, when we were both PVTs, so yes he actually was PVT Pyle (for anyone whose ever been in the Army they can appreciate that). That guy had a bad luck name.
Reply:koko
Reply:Neveah
Reply:My granmother's middle name was Malita. Pronounced Mu-lee-tuh. She hated it.
Reply:Harlo.


Taven.


Xandiranafer
Reply:Irmý





Bad variation to the otherwise also ugly Irma
Reply:Destiny, Princess, Miracle, etc ...





Anything with an apostrophe, like D'shawn





Nevaeh
Reply:Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. ):
Reply:Well, I must say that Harvey is horrible for a girl, with or without the honeysuckle.





Tola is tolerable.





Elma is just unstylish.





The flowers are athe best parts of these names, sadly enough!





I once taught a little girl names Zeke and a boy named Sheldon. Zeke was short for something worse that none of the kids could pronounce. She didn't like her name. Sheldon actually pulled it off though.
Reply:My reading/english teacher i had in 7th grade had a son. And she named her son Oliver Read. The reason for Oliver was because of a character in a book she read. And Read because she was a reading teacher! This was the most bazaar ever! I feel sorry for when he has to explain his name. I just think Oliver is an old name.

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