A man was driving down the the road and came upon a farm. He pulls into the driveway and gets out carrying 2..

buckets. He walks up to porch where an old man is in his rocker.


"Good morning," says the young man.


"Howdy," says the old fella.


"I see you have milk weed growing behind the barn. Do mind if I get some milk?"


The old fella laughed, "You can't get milk from milk weeds. But, help yourself."





The young man walks into the field and comes back carrying 2 buckets of milk. The old fella thinks, "Well I'll be."





The man drives away, but comes back the next day. He approaches the old fella with 2 more buckets and says, "Well, I see you have some honeysuckles growing behind the house. Do you mind if I get some honey?"


The old man laughs, "You can't get honey from honeysuckles, but go help yourself.


The man comes back carrying 2 buckets of honey. The old man says, "Well, I'll be."





The man drives away and comes back the next day. He approaches the porch and asks, "I see you have some pussywillows..."


The old man cuts him off as he bolts from his chair, "Let me put my shoes on."

A man was driving down the the road and came upon a farm. He pulls into the driveway and gets out carrying 2..
lol. That a new fresh one. 10/10. This joke deserves some hugs and kisses. xoxoxox
Reply:Great one!
Reply:hehehehehe hewewwwww
Reply:haha omg i didnt get it out first but wow!! i literally laughed out loud. haha!!
Reply:lololol good one




















ps thanx for the 2 pts
Reply:Very NIce
Reply:yeah





I like it too
Reply:LMAO :-)
Reply:good 'un 10/10.
Reply:lol thanks for the laugh
Reply:Hahahaha! Good one. :D
Reply:lol the old man wants his pus*sy
Reply:haha thats real funny i loved it